Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”-Napoleon. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. You know, the one who always orders a salad.ĩ. Then again it’s a good line to use on that one friend everyone has. She knows drinking whole is like sucking directly on a cow’s udder, but judging from Napoleon’s expertise in milk tasting, he probably doesn’t mind. She’s just trying to enjoy her bland ass sandwich and drink some 1% milk. You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to.”-Napoleon to Deb. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. Napoleon: “A freaking’ 12- gauge, what do you think?!”Īny of Napoleon’s lines are appropriate to use when trying to make your weekend, summer vacation or life in general sound more interesting than it actually is.Ĩ. Napoleon: “Yes, like 50 of ’em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation Napoleon: “I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!” When repeating this line in really life, you absolutely must use Kip’s epic lisp.ĭon: “Hey Napoleon. Don’t worry Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too.”) is topped off by an extremely awkward peace sign flash and totally out of character send-off. His transition is complete when his genuine expression of love for LaFawnduh and assurance that Napoleon will find his other half (“LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. The transformation of Kip from dorky white boy to hip hop aficionado thanks to internet lady love LaFawnduh (Shondrella Avery) provides some pretty funny fodder.

I mean, who else gets to sit at home all day surfing the internet? The only thing I’m not jealous of is his phone bill, with his totally ’90s AOL connection plan. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.”-Kip “ Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. So when some blowhard asks you what you’re going to do with your day (implying that anything other that total productiveness would be a waste of your life), you tell ’em “Whatever I feel like, GOSH!” and proceed down a never ending spiral of Netflix.Ĥ. But maybe sometimes you just don’t feel like it.

Sometimes life is hard and you have to wake up in the morning and do awful, adult things like go to work, do laundry, and pay bills.

“Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH!”-Napoleon “What are you going to do today, Napoleon?”-Kid on bus I mean, as a host, it’s the polite thing to do.ģ. To this day, if I’m making dinner for someone, I will announce that it’s ready by calling them the name of a llama, shoving a spoonful of my cooking in their face and yelling at them to eat their food. Tina! Eat the FOOD!”-Napoleon (Jon Heder) Bust out a line from “Napoleon Dynamite” in an awkward or funny moment, there’s a good chance someone knows exactly what you’re talking about…and knows the next line after it.ġ. In honor of tomorrow’s ten year anniversary of “Napoleon Dynamite,” we’ve compiled a list of our most favorite lines from the film that we still use to this day, whether or not the situation is appropriate. The hilarious story of an awkward high schooler, created by screenwriters Jared and Jerusha Hess and brilliantly embodied by then unknown actor Jon Heder, turned out to be the sleeper hit of the summer of 2004. Ten years ago, a little indie comedy shot in Idaho burst into the mainstream and made Napoleon Dynamite a household name.

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